Saturday, November 15, 2008

SRK New Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi


After lying low for more than a year, Shah Rukh Khan will be seen this December with Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi. The film stars newcomer Anushka Sharma, a model. The low-budget film has only three characters, played by Shah Rukh, Vinay Pathak and Anushka.

This past year has severely dented Yash Raj and Adi's infallibility. The studio is hoping that Rab Ne... wipes out the horrific memories of flops like Ta Ra Rum Pum, Jhoom Barabar Jhoom, Laaga Chunri Mein Daag, Aaja Nach Le, Tashan, Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic, Roadside Romeo.... Its last hit was the August 2007 Shah Rukh starrer, Chak De India!.

The only Yash Raj film to do reasonably well this year was Bachna Ae Haseeno, starring Bipasha Basu, Ranbir Kapoor and Deepika Padukone. Much was expected of the studio's animated collaboration, Roadside Romeo, directed by Adi's close friend Jugal Hansraj, but that too tanked.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Dont be late 4 ur LOVE...... :)

Daniel : I guess we are the left overs in this world.
Jasmine : I think so.. All of my friends have boyfriends & we are the only 2 persons left in this world without any special someone in our lives.
Daniel: Yup! I don't know what to do.
Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.
Daniel: What game?
Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days & you will be my boyfriend.
Daniel: That's a great plan in fact, I don't have anything to do for the following weeks..

DAY 1:
They watched their first movie together & were both touched in the romantic film.

DAY 4:

They went to the beach & had a picnic... Daniel & Jasmine had their quality time together.

DAY 12:

Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they went to a Horror House.. Jasmine was scared

and she tried to touch Daniel's hand but by accident she touched someone else's and they both laughed..

DAY 14:

They saw a fortune teller down the road and asked for their future. The fortune teller said: "My darlings, please don't waste the time of your lives... spend your time together happily." Then tears flow from the teller's eyes.

DAY 20:

Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor... Jasmine mumbled something .

DAY 28:

They rode on a bus and because of the bumpy road, Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident.

DAY 29:

11:37 pm
Daniel & Jasmine were sitting in the park where they first decided to play this game ...

Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine... do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road..

Jasmine: Apple juice would be fine,thanks.

Daniel: Wait for me...

20 minutes later ... a stranger approched Jasmine.

Stranger : Are you a friend of Daniel?

Jasmine : Yes, why? What happened?

Stranger : A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel & he is critical in the hospital .

11:57pm

The doctor came out from the emergency room & handed out an apple juice & a letter to Jasmine.

Doctor : We found this in Daniel's pocket.

Jasmine read the letter which says:

Jasmine, this past few days, I realized you are really a cute girl & I am falling for you.. your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game.. & before this game ends, I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life. I love you, Jasmine...

Jasmine crumples the paper & shouted..

"Daniel! I don't want you to die...I love you... Remember that night we saw a meteor? I mumbled something.. I wished that we would be together forever & never end this game. Please don't leave me, Daniel... I love you, you cannot do this to me

Then the clock strikes 12

Daniel's heart stop pumping


THEN IT WAS THE 30th DAY...

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Always love your loved ones & show them how you feel before it's too late.. You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace.. If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion & love to your love ones, today is the day. Love them while they are still here...

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Friendship SMS......

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.
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Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**
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FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"
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Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...
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A daily thought...

A silent tear...

A Constant wish that u r near...

Words are few but thoughts r deep...

Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!!
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Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
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In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!
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When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
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Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...

Monday, October 6, 2008

The weirdest country in Europe

SARANDE, Albania -Here and there on the Mediterranean waterfront around Sarande, a little town currently publicized with wan hope as "the southern gateway for tourism into Albania," you can spot evocative relics of communist paranoia: the concrete-and-steel bunkers erected under the personal supervision of Enver Hoxha.
He was the Stalinist who ran Albania for four terrifying decades. He created a society so hysterically secretive that the few journalists who managed to enter were immediately relieved of any potentially dangerous printed material they were carrying. The late James Cameron, a first-class British author, discovered that at the customs office he had to surrender the books he carried with him around the world, his complete Jane Austen.
Hoxha believed that rows of pillboxes on every stretch of coastline, each of them big enough to hold a soldier and a gun, would fend off foreign invaders -- who, in Hoxha's imagination, were forever plotting against Albania. The idea was mad as well as costly, but no one questioned Hoxha. He built 700,000 bunkers, about one for every four Albanians. This used more than three times as much concrete as the Maginot Line, the enormous installation that failed to protect France against Germany in the Second World War.
Hoxha has been dead since 1985, his statue in the capital city of Tirana long ago pulled down. Albania even passed a law making any form of politics that smells of "Enverism" illegal. But even though Enver is gone, his bunkers remain. They are too expensive to destroy and may be there for centuries. A few provide minuscule homes for the poor, a few are painted with the names of football heroes. Young Albanians have discovered that with a certain ingenuity it's not impossible to make love inside them.
They are a melancholy sight but they are by no means the most appalling structures to be found around Sarande. Bunkers speak eloquently of a dead ideology, but elsewhere in Sarande a visitor comes upon graphic physical evidence of post-communism, the era that Albania is still enduring and the nightmare of chaos and incompetence from which the whole nation is trying to escape.
In Albania, corruption became a major industry after the fall of communism. Citizens were no doubt glad to see a version of democracy and a version of private business being born in the 1990s. But, having been taught for 40-some years that capitalism is in essence crooked, they took this description literally and embraced the new era with excessive enthusiasm. In retrospect, it seems inevitable that the most extreme of communist states (Hoxha remained a pure Stalinist long after Stalin died) would turn into the most corrupt of post-communist states.
This horror story acts itself out in microcosm at Sarande, just across the Ionian Sea from the handsome Greek town of Corfu. Along the waterfront, not far from the casino named Caesars (in Vegas style, with no apostrophe) and the woebegone little space on the seashore called Heaven Beach, are at least three dozen waterfront buildings, intended to be hotels or condos, that remain unfinished concrete shells with no doors or windows. Pathetically, they are sometimes painted in turqoise, canary yellows or pink, suggesting Mediterranean beach homes. They were abandoned two or three years ago. Elsewhere in town there are many more structures in the same state. Some look so poorly built that it seems likely they'll fall down before they're ready to be occupied.

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Do You Want to Believe? (broadcast Friday, October 3rd, 2008)


New research indicates that in situations in which a person is not in control, they're more likely to spot patterns where none exist, see illusions, and believe in conspiracy theories. In a series of experiments, researchers created situations in which people had less control over their situation, and then tested how likely the participants were to see imaginary images embedded in snowy pictures. The researchers also had participants write about either a situation in which they had control, or a situation in which they didn't, and then presented stories involving strange coincidences. People who had written about a situation in which they were not in control were more likely to draw non-existent connections between the coincidences, the researchers found.

"People see false patterns in all types of data, imagining trends in stock markets, seeing faces in static, and detecting conspiracies between acquaintances. This suggests that lacking control leads to a visceral need for order – even imaginary order," said Jennifer Whitson, one of the authors of the report. We'll talk with her about the finding and what it means. Teachers, find more information about using Science Friday as a classroom resource in the Kids' Connection.

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

October 17,2008 Sun will rise for 36 hours (1.5 days)

wooh… what an exciting news!!!
today, when i was working at my desk, i received a mail from my colleague saying,
“Coming October 17, 2008 the sun will rise continuously for 36 hrs (1.5 days). During this time the American countries will be dark for 1.5 days.
It will convert 3 days into 2 big days. It will happen once in 2400 yrs.We’re very lucky to see this. Forward it to all friends.”
What the hell are you talking about?? Is it possible?? How?? (this was my first reaction to the mail)
I did not believe the mail. I googled and shocked to find that everyone here is talking about this news. But, I noticed one thing everywhere the text of the topic is same. I suspected whether it is a true information or someone’s imagination.
Its difficult, still i believe that above mail is true but,
If i conclude it scientifically then days and nights are due to the rotation of earth on its own axis. The speed at which earth is rotating is constant due to which our ancestors concluded 24 hours a day, 7days a week, 30days a month and 365days a year. The whole human life is dependent only on this standard calculation of earth’s speed of rotation and revolution.
Now, this can only happen if the earth stops rotating on its own axis at a point where asian countries are facing towards sun. Is it possible?? Can anyone give me one logical reason why earth will stop rotating?? Please dont say “CONSEQUENCE OF GLOBAL WARMING” as these days if rain falls more than it should be, summers become warmer then it must be, winters become colder then usually it does, people simply says “CONSEQUENCE OF GLOBAL WARMING”. sounds funny…
I guess no.. No one has any logic behind it.. so how can we guys believe that this will happen on october 17, 2008.
You know, if may be it will happen then this can lead to the end of human existance which i guess in the near future is not possible.
Above all the world’s leading aeronautics organisation NASA has no information regarding this big news. WOW NASA, you are so busy in keeping an eye on universe that you forgot whats happening on earth. hehehe….
Well guys, i feel that we should wait n watch what will happen on october 17, 2008. If the information will be true then we must honor the person who has spread this information by giving him/her a good position at NASA. If it is not then start searching for that person….. :P
Good bye!! see you guys on october 17, 2008. lets wait.....
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Sunday, September 21, 2008

More Romantic Messages

You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
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Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..
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I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
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Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
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3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you
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To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.
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Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
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If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
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Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
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I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!
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If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
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"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."
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Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
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I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).
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Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you.
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The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
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You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
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I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.
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I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.
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If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
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Friday, September 5, 2008

Romantic messages

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

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Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

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24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

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Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

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Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!


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Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.


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I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right


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When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you


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If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

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Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!

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No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday

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C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

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Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

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Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

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All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...


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Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........

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Softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!

Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..

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I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

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D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)

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Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!

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Q:Wat is luv?
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A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 145)

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U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

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I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....

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My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

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Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

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Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Orkut.com Founder, Richest Man by 2009

A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident....

but the gal's name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guy grew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20?s, achievement in itself!! He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make a software where he could search for his gf through the web.. Things went as planned... n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!! It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a word with this guy n took over this application, This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year, which we today know as ORKUT.


The guy's name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN Yes its named after him only. Today he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping.
He is expected to b the richest person by 2009..

ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8 to monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000 friend-requests a day & about 85,000 scraps!!!

Some other Cool Facts about this guy:
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He gets $12 from Google when every person registers to this website.
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He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.
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He gets $8 when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets $6 if anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.
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He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.
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He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.
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He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list.
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He gets $2 when you become somebody's fan.
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He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.
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He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.
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He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.
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He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend's scrap-book & $0.5 every time you view your friend's friend-list.
‘WOW!!!

Happy ORKUTTING
THE MAKING OF ORKUT


Monday, March 17, 2008

The LOGIC works in the world

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: "I will choose my own bride!"

Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"


Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"


Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Moral : Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything ,
If your attitude is positive.